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Stupid shit kids say
I know I've already posted quite a few, but this will serve as my new place to put them as they come. I find them amusing.
Those of you with kids/nieces/nephews feel free to add.
Those of you with kids/nieces/nephews feel free to add.
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Permalink Reply by RED RING on -
Yesterday's drive home:
lil Ring: Daddy?
RR: Yes baby.
lil Ring: What's 100 + 100?
RR: 200
lil Ring: No. It's tooty free million dollars.
RR: ..............
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Permalink Reply by Travers36 on
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My nephew, who recently learned to speak decides he wants to tell me a joke.
Him: what's invisible and smells like carrots?
Me.... not sure, what?
Him: bunny farts!
It's all in the delivery
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Permalink Reply by ChegsTheTainoTank on -
About a week ago.
My niece: Tio Chegui I was a good girl at school today.
Cheg: Really? How did it go?
Niece: Yeah tio I din't punch any girls or kick any boys. I was a good girl today.
My niece is the bully. Deceiving as hell cause of them blue eyes she has.
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Permalink Reply by RED RING on
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I can relate. My daughter is alpha female all the way. She's mean spirited and a bruiser. Must get it from her mother.
Chegui said:About a week ago.
My niece: Tio Chegui I was a good girl at school today.
Cheg: Really? How did it go?
Niece: Yeah tio I din't punch any girls or kick any boys. I was a good girl today.
My niece is the bully. Deceiving as hell cause of them blue eyes she has.
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Permalink Reply by RED RING on
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I don't know what that means, but it's humorous.
Baudolino said:one of my friends had a little sister that was fond of calling everybody a 'shark-eyed butt hole'
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Permalink Reply by RED RING on
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lol
(the best kind of humor)
Baudolino said:the meaning is still unclear to all of us to this day.
I bet its racist.
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Permalink Reply by LudaToke on -
My daughter is a year and a half. My wife and I are working on the basics with her. She is really good at pointing out all the different body parts when you ask her (eyes, nose, mouth, teeth, tongue, ears, hands, feet, fingers etc). She even knows where here trachea and patella are. A few days ago my wife and I were asking her the normal anatomy questions and my wife asked my daughter: "where is your bum"? Without skipping a beat my daughter pointed to her backside and said "Ass". Hilarious as this was it got me thinking:
1. Where did she learn the word Ass? My wife and I haven't taught her that.
2. Where did she learn to associate the word Ass with the correct location on her body?
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Permalink Reply by RED RING on
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I'm betting you slipped and don't remember it.
My daughter said "buck" a couple of times. I know exactly what she tried to say and where she heard it.
LudaToke said:My daughter is a year and a half. My wife and I are working on the basics with her. She is really good at pointing out all the different body parts when you ask her (eyes, nose, mouth, teeth, tongue, ears, hands, feet, fingers etc). She even knows where here trachea and patella are. A few days ago my wife and I were asking her the normal anatomy questions and my wife asked my daughter: "where is your bum"? Without skipping a beat my daughter pointed to her backside and said "Ass". Hilarious as this was it got me thinking:
1. Where did she learn the word Ass? My wife and I haven't taught her that.
2. Where did she learn to associate the word Ass with the correct location on her body?
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Permalink Reply by ChegsTheTainoTank on
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This is my niece the bully.
RROD said:I can relate. My daughter is alpha female all the way. She's mean spirited and a bruiser. Must get it from her mother.
Chegui said:About a week ago.
My niece: Tio Chegui I was a good girl at school today.
Cheg: Really? How did it go?
Niece: Yeah tio I din't punch any girls or kick any boys. I was a good girl today.
My niece is the bully. Deceiving as hell cause of them blue eyes she has.
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Permalink Reply by LudaToke on
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There is a very good chance that she has heard me say ass but what really puzzled me is how she knows to associate it with bum. I know for a fact that if I did say ass, I wasn't also pointing at it.
RROD said:I'm betting you slipped and don't remember it.
My daughter said "buck" a couple of times. I know exactly what she tried to say and where she heard it.
LudaToke said:My daughter is a year and a half. My wife and I are working on the basics with her. She is really good at pointing out all the different body parts when you ask her (eyes, nose, mouth, teeth, tongue, ears, hands, feet, fingers etc). She even knows where here trachea and patella are. A few days ago my wife and I were asking her the normal anatomy questions and my wife asked my daughter: "where is your bum"? Without skipping a beat my daughter pointed to her backside and said "Ass". Hilarious as this was it got me thinking:
1. Where did she learn the word Ass? My wife and I haven't taught her that.
2. Where did she learn to associate the word Ass with the correct location on her body?
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Permalink Reply by RED RING on
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I'm betting you did, and do, every time you say it.
Luda: "Oh you ass!" (*points*)
LudaToke said:There is a very good chance that she has heard me say ass but what really puzzled me is how she knows to associate it with bum. I know for a fact that if I did say ass, I wasn't also pointing at it.
RROD said:I'm betting you slipped and don't remember it.
My daughter said "buck" a couple of times. I know exactly what she tried to say and where she heard it.
LudaToke said:My daughter is a year and a half. My wife and I are working on the basics with her. She is really good at pointing out all the different body parts when you ask her (eyes, nose, mouth, teeth, tongue, ears, hands, feet, fingers etc). She even knows where here trachea and patella are. A few days ago my wife and I were asking her the normal anatomy questions and my wife asked my daughter: "where is your bum"? Without skipping a beat my daughter pointed to her backside and said "Ass". Hilarious as this was it got me thinking:
1. Where did she learn the word Ass? My wife and I haven't taught her that.
2. Where did she learn to associate the word Ass with the correct location on her body?
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Permalink Reply by RED RING on
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Damn! The look are her face in that pic says it all.
Chegui said:This is my niece the bully.
RROD said:I can relate. My daughter is alpha female all the way. She's mean spirited and a bruiser. Must get it from her mother.
Chegui said:About a week ago.
My niece: Tio Chegui I was a good girl at school today.
Cheg: Really? How did it go?
Niece: Yeah tio I din't punch any girls or kick any boys. I was a good girl today.
My niece is the bully. Deceiving as hell cause of them blue eyes she has.
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