Don't Drink the Milk

I know I've already posted quite a few, but this will serve as my new place to put them as they come. I find them amusing.

Those of you with kids/nieces/nephews feel free to add.


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maybe connecting phrases like I'll kick your ass with I'll kick your butt maybe when you are playing games or something. And Cheg I'm afraid of that little girl just looking at her looks like shes going to come kick my ass. There is terror in those eyes TERROR!
I can't get over the fact that chegs' niece calls him her "tio."


Rice and beans and rice and beans and rice...

...y arroz y frijoles.
Si.

Baudolino said:
doesn't that just mean 'uncle'?
If there were a DDTM TV channel, "Kids Say the Stupidest Shit" would be one of the shows.

Host: So how old is Daddy?

Kid: He's a hundredy-billion!

Host: NO HE ISN'T YOU STUPID CUNT! NO ONE IS THAT FUCKING OLD! HE'S FUCKING 35! YOU DISGUST ME!
lol

Transience8985 said:
If there were a DDTM TV channel, "Kids Say the Stupidest Shit" would be one of the shows.

Host: So how old is Daddy?

Kid: He's a hundredy-billion!

Host: NO HE ISN'T YOU STUPID CUNT! NO ONE IS THAT FUCKING OLD! HE'S FUCKING 35! YOU DISGUST ME!
Sounds like Red is the host.

Transience8985 said:
If there were a DDTM TV channel, "Kids Say the Stupidest Shit" would be one of the shows.

Host: So how old is Daddy?

Kid: He's a hundredy-billion!

Host: NO HE ISN'T YOU STUPID CUNT! NO ONE IS THAT FUCKING OLD! HE'S FUCKING 35! YOU DISGUST ME!
I don't know how many of you I've told this story to, but here you go:

LadyRune (speaking to our daughter): Well, what do you want to name your new kitten?

Daughter: I'm thinking either Benjamin or Asshole.

LadyRune: What?!? That's a bad word, we don't say that!

Daughter: You mean Asshole isn't a name?
lol

LordRune said:
I don't know how many of you I've told this story to, but here you go:

LadyRune (speaking to our daughter): Well, what do you want to name your new kitten?

Daughter: I'm thinking either Benjamin or Asshole.

LadyRune: What?!? That's a bad word, we don't say that!

Daughter: You mean Asshole isn't a name?

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