Don't Drink the Milk

 

Today is a sad day for The Milkmen. According to sources, our good friend and co-founder has been the culprit for one Zoidbergs profile hijacking and anal raping. Due to events all over the poor mans life, apparently (in my opinion) he couldn't hack it anymore.

 

We're assholes. We're douchebags. We're shitheads. We're severely fucked up.

 

So why now? What caused this? Why the majority of the hatred spewed at the loveable little nuissance of a scamp?

 

I'm not bitter or particularly angry. I am pretty pissed at losing a shitload of my content but what can I do? Throw a bitch fit and rage-quit the site b/c shit gets a little rough?

 

I think not. We've had our ups and downs. Ins and outs. Fun times and overzealous spats. We've bonded together each time and I still can't wrap my head around as to why this had to happen and with Baud. I had nothing against the dude and thought he was pretty DD's Tits.

 

 

I'm disheartened mostly due to the mystery around it and why he couldn't just handle it like a man. Either way. Here's a salute to Baud on his departure and hopes that his shit rights itself.

 

Or he gets into a horrifying and unsurvivable car accident. Whichever comes first wouldn't bother me a bit.

 

 

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Comment by THE (jb) CAPE on February 12, 2011 at 4:32pm
my grandfather. God love him. Is from PA a staunch supporter of all things pittsburgh called me last week and said. "So boy do you think 'warshington' can beat my penguins again? I said well sure. they cant seem to beat anyone else.
Comment by Transience8985 on February 11, 2011 at 5:43pm

My grandma says crick too.  So does my mom, actually.  I'll probably fly into a rage and kill them all one day, but meh, whatever.

 

Oh, and my grandma asked not too long ago where the "L" is in the word "thousand."

Comment by Travers36 on February 11, 2011 at 12:50pm
Apparently someone read the script and decided too much shenanigans and not enough drama so they added drama
Comment by Flibbity Floid on February 11, 2011 at 12:34pm
I vote we start having Border Checks upon site sign in...
Comment by LudaToke on February 11, 2011 at 11:58am
Wow works gets busy and I missed all this.  If any of us had read through the entire script for the Milk Movie to the end we would have seen Zoid's deletion coming.
Comment by Travers36 on February 11, 2011 at 9:40am

My dad has a bad thing with Pittsburghese.  Worsh to the point that George Worshington is on the 1 dollar bill.  He says red up instead of clean up.  Choir-practor instead of chiropractor.  Drives me absolutely insane.

 

People that says crick instead of CREEK make me nuts as well.   I'm a closet grammar Nazi I suppose.   It's that or I don't want people bastardizing the language, one or the other.

Comment by Transience8985 on February 11, 2011 at 9:18am
If you don't like those words you wouldn't be able to survive for 1 hour with my grandma.  She also says "libarry" instead of library and "warsh" instead of wash.
Comment by Travers36 on February 11, 2011 at 9:16am
You sure showed him.  You ALMOST deleted his post.  I think you made him really e-scared
Comment by Flibbity Floid on February 11, 2011 at 8:23am
*mouse hovers over Delete Comment*
Comment by RED RING on February 10, 2011 at 11:47am

I'm an ornery cuss when I don't get a good supper in my tummy.

 

Obvious? Yes. Funny? No. Reason for typing it? Annoyance. Successful? Yes, I believe so.

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